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The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

This film should put to rest those rumors and the speculation that Matt Damon is gay. "The Talent Mr. Ripley" is such an ugly, distasteful and repulsive anti-gay epic that if Mr. Damon is queer, he is the proverbial self-hating fag. No inveterate, mentally stable and proud gay man would come within an inch of this film. It joins a long and dis-illustrious list of movies which equates repressed homosexuality with homicidal tendencies. If Mr. Damon is proud of this work, he should be barred from every gay male's "romantic" fantasies. He is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

It's too bad that it ends up this way too because the film has a distinguished beginning. The opening moments here include the most interesting and most creative credits sequence to be screened since David Fincher's "se7en." Director Anthony Minghella seems unafraid to use the graphics here to give the picture a flair and an intrigue. It just looks great.

The first 40 minutes of the film is a masterpiece. The chemistry between Damon, Jude Law and Gwenyth Paltrow, filmed with wonderful style and an eye to opulence by Minghella, is crisp and engaging. We like these characters and we want to see what happens to them. Then the film begins to have it's heavy-handed homosexual overtones. Minghella seems to salivate behind the camera at the youthful sheen on the male form in his lens. This might work with one fatal flaw: We already know Damon's Ripley is going to be a bad, bad person. Making him gay just sends a horrible, dated, stereotypical and repulsively non-politically correct message.

Worse than that, the film just drags and drags. It goes on for fucking ever. And you never ever once care what happens. You cease liking any of the characters after about 30 minutes. And the end, when it finally comes... Well, it's no end at all. Just more self-hating fag stuff. Repulsive. Degrading. Monstrous. Joyless. Bile.

Aren't Minghella, Damon and Law all gay? This is a rhetorical question. It's obvious they are. They should hang their heads in shame for creating this atrocity, this "film." I hope each one of their boyfriends leaves them in disgust.

I spit on this film. Ptwooie.

Notes:

Also with Phillip Seymour Hoffman (another closet case who should be ashamed), Jack Davenport (who has the distasteful duty of being the homicidal Ripley's lover and victim), Cate Blanchett, James Rebhorn, Phillip Baker Hall, Celia Weston.

Based on the novel by Patricia Highsmith (should have known a woman would equate homosexuality with death). Filmed previously as "Plein soleil" by Rene Clement in 1960.

Working title: "The Strange Mr. Ripley." This was probably deemed "too offensive" at some point.

Nominated for several Golden Globes. I will carry the picket sign if you pay my airfare.

 

Report Card

Script: F

Acting: C

Cinematography\Lighting: A+

Special Effects\Make Up: A+

Music: B+

Final Grade: F

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