The Sum of All Fears (2002)
I am going to give away a major plot point of "The
Sum of All Fears" because I don't want you to see the
movie. In the mid- section of the film a nuclear bomb
goes off at a crowded football stadium in Baltimore,
Maryland, killing thousands of innocent people. For
the next few minutes, at least, the film is harrowingly
realistic with the cataclysmic event leaving a deafening
roar all about those who survive, those who are lucky
enough to be some miles away from the blast. (It reminded
me of that nuclear holocaust mini-series on TV from
when I was a kid. Was it called "The Last Day?")
This film is repulsive. It's is sickening. It is
far too soon after 9/11 for a major film distributor
like Paramount to unleash a big-budgeted, special-effects
laden film with such a repulsive and sickening sequence
on the American public. We are nowhere near ready. This
is an unconscionable act. Shame on them.
For what it's worth, "The Sum of All Fears" is
a piece of shit anyway. The script is insipid and written
at a fourth- grade level. The acting can be quite good
but the plot is so expansive and so convoluted that
even the actors cannot make head nor tale of it. It's
obvious from the beginning that the film is going to
make no sense as the opening subtitles, which tell something
of a war in 1973 in the Middle East or something, are
indecipherable. I couldn't figure out what the fuck
was going on. I suppose if your a big Tom Clancy fan
(God help you) or some sort of ardent C-Span and CNN
viewer you might be able to figure out what the hell
is going on. I couldn't. It doesn't matter anyway; we're
just here to see Ben Affleck look handsome.
While Morgan Freeman, James Cromwell (look kids
the farmer from "Babe" is President), Phillip Baker
Hall, Leiv Schrieber, and Ron Rifkin pretty much stand
around and do nothing (okay, they are apparently trying
to crack the plot), Affleck gets to be Superman. Well,
he runs through fire, anyway. Affleck may be considered
the new Jack Ryan to some, he is really merely a action
figure here. His back story is so simplistic and so
inane that it actually echoes his story from "Pearl
Harbor." Yep, that's how idiotic and mindless this film
is. It's "Pearl Harbor" with a nuclear bomb explosion
and no Josh Hartnett. Who would want to see that?
Written by hacks, directed by a hack, acted by
talented actors only there to pick up a paycheck, "The
Sum of All Fears" is a horrible film. Worse yet, it's
a unnecessary reminder of just how horrific and frightening
the world was on 9/11. I don't know about you, but I
don't need to be reminded of that just yet. I don't
think the American people need films where terrorism
kills hundreds of thousands of people right now, even
if the good guys eventually win. What we want is pure,
unadulterated fantasy. What we want is something to
take our minds of the real world for a few hours. What
we want is entertainment. Not shitty, ludicrous, armchair
politico hoo-haw.
Paramount would be wise to pull this film and put
it on a shelf and let it sit there for a very, very
long time.
Note:
The print I saw was a work print without finished
soundtrack, completed effects shots, or final edit concluded.
There was also no end credits.
Directed by Phil Alden Robinson. Written by Paul
Attanasio and Daniel Pyne. Based on the book by Tom
Clancy, who is listed as Executive Producer here.
Although, I believe, this is supposed to be a prequel
of sorts to "Patriot Games" and "Clear and Present Danger,"
it takes place in 2002 (do the math) with Affleck apparently
playing the same character as Harrison Ford yet, obviously,
much younger. Affleck plays a neophyte CIA agent and
no explanation of his this flaw in chronological logic
is suggested.
Clancy is from Baltimore.
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Script:
F
Acting: C-
Cinematography\Lighting: N/A
Special Effects\Make Up: N/A
Music: N/A
Final
Grade: F
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