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Naked Fame - Filmmaker Christopher Long is really grasping at desperate straws to make a movie out of this story.

Napoleon Dynamite - Is quirky and funny.

Narc - One of the most interesting and engrossing crime dramas to appear in a number of years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder - may not be the best movie ever made, but it has some really hilarious gross-out jokes that are sure to evoke laughs.

National Treasure - A warm and wonderful action film that takes "Indiana Jones" style action and gives it the kick of American history.

Natural Selection - I imagine that the filmmakers will say that it was their intent to mock everything about the pop cultural phenomenon of serial killers. What would be next, a send up of Columbine?

The Nature of Nicholas - One of the things that keeps the film from seeming derogatory and incorrect is that it is set in what appears to be the 60's.

Neil Young: Heart of Gold - This may very well be the greatest visual document of Young's work ever.

Never Again - The set-up and boldness of the characters is really awesome.

Never Talk to Strangers - I shouldn't be so mean, but, damn it, this movie has some potential which it blows massively.

The Newton Boys - It is a good film that should be more involved, more penetrating.

The Next Best Thing - The whole film is about as unpalatable as beef tips in chocolate pudding.

Next Friday - This thing rocks. I would try to do my whole review in cool, hip, urban, gangsta lingo except I really don't know how to talk like that.

Nico and Dani - Takes on a "coming of age/coming out" story that I haven't really ever seen explored before.

Nicholas Nickleby - This epic, novelesque telling of the classic Charles Dickens tale is as heart-breaking as it is heart-warming.

A Night at the Roxbury - Light fluff comedy that is nothing more than mind candy.

Stephen King's The Night Flier - Has some interesting ideas and it tries to mean something.

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Complicated and elliptical conversations all but call out their hatred and bigotry 

Night of the Living Dead (1990) - Savini's version is as terrifying and as original as the Romero black and white.

The Night of the White Pants - This film’s plot and dialogue ring as false as an electronic plastic Christmas bell.

Nina Simone: Love Sorceress - Forget punk posturing, forget Jim Morrison's poetic superiority complex, Simone is the real thing.

Nine Days of One Year - We are generally drawn into the story by the characters here and not by the scientific aspects of the plot.

9 Dead Gay Guys - The gay "Snatch."

Nine Months - This movie is for women. It never misses an opportunity to make the males look bad.

Nine Queens - No, this isn't a film about a gay baseball team!

9 Songs - Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll: The Movie

Nobody Knows - Slow, languid and meditative.

NODANCE Shorts Program #2 - Including: Moses vs. Jesus, Studio Notes, Let'sMeet Johnny, Bathtub Bully,The Good Heart.

Noi the Albino - Unreels slowly, paces itself perfectly in tune with its plot and setting, and slowly grows upon us.

The Nomi Song - What is most amazing about this film is the inordinate amount of footage of Nomi that is included.

Northfork - A disappointing effort from The Polish Brothers whose "Twin Falls, Idaho" really impressed me a couple years ago.

North Shore - This teen adventure surfing drama is really kinda neat.

No Skin Off My Ass- I no longer feel any need to make my own movies. I no longer feel I have anything necessary to say. I have seen my movie. I have experienced the best that film has to offer. I have a new queer filmmaking hero and his name is Bruce La Bruce.

Nostradamus - One can't really be sure how much of this is really based in fact.

Not Another Teen Movie - Like "Scary Movie" and "Airplane" before it, this film skewers a genre of films almost flawlessly.

The Notebook - Watch the first hour. Tell yourself they live happily ever after and walk out of the theater.

Nothing to Lose - This is a film that would of been heralded as "socially aware" in 1977. In 1997 it seems contrived, simplistic, and almost politically incorrect.

The Notorious Bettie Page - Does an incredible job of presenting Bettie's story, albeit in the language of independent film.

Notorious C.H.O. - It's just hilarious.

Notting Hill -We never believe the romance. 

November - Sort of like "Pi" and "Groundhog Day.

Novocaine - Is no trip to the dentist chair. At least there they give you drugs to dull the pain.

Now and Then - This one is a fairly good one.

Nowhere - An essay on post-post-modern loneliness.

Nowhere in Africa - The tale seems so honest and realistic that one has to believe in the truth of it.

Nurse Betty - It's one of the most distasteful, repulsive, unnatural, unbelievable, poorly executed pieces of crap I have ever seen.

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - This film is a rotten piece of flesh just begging to be bagged and buried. It's a horrid and ridiculous film.


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