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Kate and Leopold - It does exactly what you expect it to with no apologies and certainly no real effort.

Kangaroo Jack - It's obvious to you when going into the movie that you're going to see a stupid piece of shit.

Keane - This is a brava performance, one that leaves the viewer simply drained and breathless.

Keeping the Faith - Will it play in Peoria? Or to modernize this: Will it play in the mall?

Kent Oscar, P.I. - When it takes a moment for an absurdist aside, the film will often tickle your funnybone, sometimes making you chuckle out loud.

Kicking and Screaming - This cinematic regurgitation is so bad that even the comic genius of Will Ferrell cannot save it.

Kids - Anyone who thinks that "Kids" isn't an accurate depiction of reality is fucking fooling themselves.

Kill Bill Volume One - Dude, if you don't like Tarantino, go hock your entire fucking entertainment center right now.

Kill Bill Volume 2 - If Quentin Tarantino is not knighted, honored and given every fucking film award that exists for "Kill Bill Volume 2," then, Godammit, a travesty has occurred.

Killer Diller - All of this seems like pretty bland and tragically bad stuff until BOOM Lucas Black enters the movie and suddenly, magically, things get good.

The King - That's right - This film is so bad it actually made me fear for my life!

King Arthur - It's hard to imagine a more ridiculous and stupefying historical epic.

Kingdom of Heaven - You have to be a religious scholar to understand what the hell is going on here.

King Kong - Is an epic adventure full of marvelous insights, touching ideals and beautiful imagery. It's also the best action/adventure film of 2005... in a big way!

Kings - Niva Dorell's 20 minute short may be intended as a resume piece to get a feature film made, but it functions on it's own as a delicate, thoughtful and thought provoking look at a black man trying to rectify his present tense and his past life.

King's Ransom - It's amazing when shit stinks this badly.

Kinsey - An erect penis is inserted into a vagina.

Kirikou and the Sorcerer - Is a wonderful tale for children as Kirikou relies on his intellect and his inquisitive and explorative nature to solve problems.

Kissing Jessica Stein - insists on being a romantic comedy that ends realistically.

Kissing on the Mouth - Immediately bold, open, unabashed and frank.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Suck Suck Yawn Yawn.

Kitchen Stories - It's rare that a film can display the emotions, complexities and subtle beauty of friendship with just a few words and simple images.

A Knight's Tale - My Lords and Ladies, may I present to you - the sleeper of the summer, a film to surely captivate your hearts a minds, a film that will make your feet tap and your lips curl into a smile.

Knock Off - Stupid Jean Calude Van Damme vehicle that has only one thing going for it - a remarkable visual sense.

Knots - May not be the best movie ever made but its certainly charming, funny and real at times.

K-PAX - Concentrates on the doctor/patient relationship and finds a sort of mystical magic in its unraveling enigma about human psychosis and grief.

Komrades - Both homoerotic and disturbing.

Kontroll - This is an awesome film. The visual imagery is fantastic.

Krippendorf's Tribe - It lacks depth and humor.

Kung Fu Hustle - Fun, cool, and venturesome Asian film.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist - I would rather have seen this money flung out the window of an open limo at pregnant crack addicted whores than wasted on this shit.


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