Perfect
Little Man (1999)
This
46 minute short seems like a TV pilot for some really
typical crime anthology series. It pulls out every overused
cliche and every stupid plot trick and somehow manages
to put them in the film in a way that you don't expect.
Still, the film is an atrocity.
The film concearns Bill, a boxer. We watch him grow
up with an overbearing asshole of a mother who reads
him Greek mythology stories and forces him to get in
fistfights with other children. It's annoying.
Bill looks in the mirror one day, ducks down and comes
back up as a grown man. His mother has just died and
he is going through some emotional turmoil. Trouble
is, ironically (get it) his mother's heavy hand has
made him incapable of dealing wiht his grief. And herein
lies the problem with the film. We never once give a
damn about the main character. He is an asshole. Watching
him unravel for 35 minutes seems like an eternity in
ceinmatic hell. It's so boring and so disgusting.
There's a rape scene that could be quite remarkable
but the filmmaker, Jeff Hare (okay, might have the first
name wrong), insists on visually zeroing in on a teddy
bare in the woman's bedroom as she is forced to submit
to the main charatcer's out-of-control sexual violence.
The film ends with a climax that has been done before
but is unexpected here. Hare compared the film to "Taxi
Driver" (pompous ass) and the film does play with the
idea of what a hero is, but overall it's a contrived,
boring, typical mess. A big waste of time that will
leave a bad taste in your mouth for a while.
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Script:
F
Acting: C-
Cinematography\Lighting: D
Special Effects\Make Up: C
Music: C
Final
Grade: F
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