The
Blair Witch Project (1999)
I am becoming increasingly angry
at the advance hype films receive which simply negate
any impact they might have. Going into this film knowing
anything about it will simply ruin it for you. Any knowledge
of how the film was made, even the most basic, will
render every frame lifeless, boring, false and forced.
It's a unmitigated shame. I sure wish I knew nothing
about the film, or else, like many of those who waited
in line 1 hour with me to get tickets, was completely
misinformed about the film.
The idea for "The Blair Witch
Project" is brilliant and, given the massive hype it
has received, it will not spoil anything for those who
have not seen it, to say it is a movie about 3 filmmakers
who go into the woods of Maryland to film a documentary
about a local legend, the Blair Witch. During this process,
many strange and frightening things happen. Whether
or not what is presented here will frighten you is,
as usual with horror, purely subjective. Personally,
I was not frightened for one single moment. Most times
I found myself trying to stifle my laughter at the manic
overacting being done by Heather Donahue, the main character
in the film. What is interesting about the film is it's
humor and also the way it is shot. The film unfolds
much like a friend's home video. There is much jovial
banter and interesting character development going on.
At first, it's like watching your friends vacation footage
if, say, they were going on a hiking expedition. It's
amusing and interesting. When the group begin to film
documentary footage, with Donahue playing an on screen
narrator, much delight can be found in watching her
changes in persona, from director, to leader of an expedition,
to pretentious personality. One hopes that, like many
good horror films, the humor at the beginning will evolve
into absolute terror. For me, this was not to be. Although
there are many amusing moments throughout the film,
the horror never came. At best, a creepy feeling was
apparent sometime after viewing the film. Meanwhile,
the presentation flips between home video footage in
color and black and white film stock. Many times the
screen is eerily black, with white fuzzy dots of exposed
film stock giving the picture a dizzying effect. But
oft times the film, during it's most frantic moments,
become like bad, shaky, home video where nothing can
be seen. At one moment when the film reaches a fever-pitch
and the participants venture into the darkness of the
woods, one on screen voice can be heard to ask, "What
the hell was that?" as if they saw something strange.
Unfortunately, we can not even see what they are talking
about. Things like this happen much too often in the
film.
"The Blair Witch Project" was
ruined for me because I knew too much about it before
I saw it. Even this simple written discussion about
it, which you are reading now, will probably ruin much
of it for you. Whose fault is that? Mine for writing
it or your's for reading it? Ah, to have seen this movie
with virginal eyes, with no Hollywood hype to prepare
me for what I might see. That just might have been the
most awesome film-going experience I ever had! Instead
it was like craving an ice cold Coke all day and then
finally getting one, hours later, that is lukewarm.
I was already spent when I walked in the door to see
the film."The Blair Witch Project" turned out to be
a waste of my time and my money.
Note: Spoilers!!!! - The directors
gave the three actors notes each day. These were left
for the actors to find and then they improvised the
days events and filmed them themselves. At no time were
the filmmakers in direct contact with the actors during
filming. The Blair Witch legend in the film is convoluted
at best. This is because the filmmakers used explanations
of several legends and local myths.
Only two scenes were re-shot
due to technical difficulties. John Pierson of Independent
film Channel's program "Split Screen" help spark interest
in the film by airing a 8 minute documentary segment
made by the filmmakers. This helped finance the production.
After it's release, there was a 1 hour special on the
Sci-Fi channel and a book planned based on the film.
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Script:
A+
Acting: D-
Cinematography\Lighting: D-
Special Effects\Make Up: F
Music: C
Final
Grade: D-
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