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Volume
1:
#1
- The
Blair Witch, Eyes Wide Shut and a gentleman's club without
topless girls.
#2
- Margarita
Chicken and character development from the dark side
of the rainbow.
#3
- More
stuff in my head.
#4
- Cher
at full volume, SquirtTV and Pussy day at kindergarten.
#5
- The
Scabbs, joining AGLIFF, Universal Soldier 2 and a little
Jonathan Taylor Thomas for good "measure".
#6
- More
Radio free Austin, John Turturro's "Illuminata"
and more.
#7
- THA
BOMB-John Waters, WADD and Rock Opera.
#8
- Bob
Ray, Chad Holt and an extra respond to lodger.
#9
- Oscar
Wilde's "De Profundis.", and Bobby had his name
legally changed to Obi Wan Kenobi.
#10
- Violent
movies and soft core porn; Cannibal Film Fest; like
black bellbottoms flairs and a skin tight black shirt
with a zipper up the chest.
#11
- Guy
goes to Disney World to commit suicide." God looks out
for drunks and deadbeats." How else could you explain
tonight?
#12
- Cracker
Jack Prizes, "Triskadekaphobia", Bobcat Goldthwaite
in "A Doll's House". Oh and yeah....Bowie's new
album.
#13
- Filmmakers
are looking for actors for the new short, "Lady Porn",
Anyone wanna go? Also "Rowdy Round-Up /Night of The
Killer Piņatas". "Man in the Moon," trailer makes
me unable to wait patiently for the film.
#14
- Where's
the local Haunted House based on "The Blair Witch Project."
There are exactly 3 frames of a male penis at the end
of "Fight Club. Maybe I need a new gig. Homoerotic isn't
even listed in my dictionary. But it's old. 1970's or
something.
#15
- STUBBYFEST99!
Well
worth the wait! A big mural of "The Last Supper"
with Willie Nelson as Jesus. Waitstaff so busy puking
in the men's room or trying to score some heroin, that
you cannot get your 25 cent drinks.
#16
- "What!
What kind of indie film website guru do you think you
are!?! I put my fucking trust in your opinions and you've
never even seen Goddamn "Clerks." Fuck you Lodger!"
#17
- I
simply will not pretend to be something I'm not for
anyone or for any reason. Ah... the old phrase that
always makes me feel better: Fuck 'em.
#18
- Then
Jeff did a magic trick, putting an ink pen through his
tongue, and Tony went off on it, freaking out a bit,
and queening out, and we all died laughing.
#19
- "I'm
falling for a boy aboard my starship. I know i shouldn't.
It's against the prime directive, but i can't help it.
He's so cute and languid."
#20
- "And
then Voltage took the stage and gave one of the most
all-out, full tilt, rock shows I have ever experienced.
It f**king rocked. Their drummer, whatever the f**k
his name is, puked after about the 3rd song, as usual.
This is great. I have never seen a band rock so hard.
I love these guys. I'm sucking d**k backstage next time!
I swear to God!"
#21
-"What's
next? "Animal Planet Pet Appraisers?" Imagine the exciting
dialogue... "Well, do you have any idea how much your
spotted gecko is worth?"
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