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"What's
next? "Animal Planet Pet Appraisers?" Imagine the exciting
dialogue... "Well, do you have any idea how much your
spotted gecko is worth?"
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"And
then Voltage took the stage and gave one of the most
all-out, full tilt, rock shows I have ever experienced.
It f**king rocked. Their drummer, whatever the f**k
his name is, puked after about the 3rd song, as usual.
This is great. I have never seen a band rock so hard.
I love these guys. I'm sucking d**k backstage next time!
I swear to God!"
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"I'm
falling for a boy aboard my starship. I know i shouldn't.
It's against the prime directive, but i can't help it.
He's so cute and languid." |
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Then
Jeff did a magic trick, putting an ink pen through his
tongue, and Tony went off on it, freaking out a bit, and
queening out, and we all died laughing. |
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I
simply will not pretend to be something I'm not for anyone
or for any reason. Ah... the old phrase that always makes
me feel better: Fuck 'em. |
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"What!
What kind of indie film website guru do you think you
are!?! I put my fucking trust in your opinions and you've
never even seen Goddamn "Clerks." Fuck you Lodger!"
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STUBBYFEST99!
Well
worth the wait! A big mural of "The Last Supper"
with Willie Nelson as Jesus. Waitstaff so busy puking
in the men's room or trying to score some heroin, that
you cannot get your 25 cent drinks. |
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Where's
the local Haunted House based on "The Blair Witch Project."
There are exactly 3 frames of a male penis at the end
of "Fight Club. Maybe I need a new gig. Homoerotic isn't
even listed in my dictionary. But it's old. 1970's or
something. |
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Filmmakers
are looking for actors for the new short, "Lady Porn",
Anyone wanna go? Also "Rowdy Round-Up /Night of The Killer
Piņatas". "Man in the Moon," trailer makes me unable
to wait patiently for the film. |
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Cracker
Jack Prizes, "Triskadekaphobia", Bobcat Goldthwaite
in "A Doll's House". Oh and yeah....Bowie's new album. |
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Guy
goes to Disney World to commit suicide." God looks out
for drunks and deadbeats." How else could you explain
tonight? |
