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Let's
face it. If homosexuality were totally, 100% accepted
by society, guys would be fucking each other like banshees. |
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The
place was packed with cute guys but, of course, I had
to go and be myself. Will I ever learn? |
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I
did my laundry tonight and as I was waiting for the dryer
to finish, I listened to the Sex Pistol's "Bullocks" CD
on my walkman. There's something about hearing Johnny
Rotten spit out "I am an anarchist" while folding your
freshly laundered underwear that just seems wrong. |
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I
like to drive around, listen to my CD's loud, dance in
my seat, lip-sing and act weird. Don't know why. This
just makes me feel so cool. I know, to everyone else I
look like an epileptic moron, but from my vantage point
it's a hell of a lot of fun. What does it hurt if I feel
cool and everyone else gets a chuckle? As I told my mother
many times as a teenager, negative attention is better
than no attention at all. |
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It's
one of those films that would make you think the participants
were complete psychopaths and freaks if you did not know
them personally. It's one of those films that would scare
a 6 year old. Yes, it was troubling. If the Titz break
up, would they reform as Mastectomy? |
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Maybe
that could be my character for the comic book/spy spoof
thing... The Couch Potato. I could use TV and junk food
to seduce my enemies and bring them under my control.
I'd have an apathetic, sedentary, spellbound army under
my command! We could gang up on the super heroes and crush
them in a "spare tire" squash. |
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As
much as I got into film to meet and photograph cute
guys, John. I think, got in it to justify his love of
mustard. At least we ain't in it for the money!
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I
have been gelling my hair and stuff since I cut it. I
think it looks pretty cool. I painted one hand of fingernails
black and put on some mascara (sloppily). I need some
lipstick I think, to even out my face if I'm going to
wear mascara. It's such a chore to be pretty. |
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Wow.
Jim Varney is gone now too. Maybe Billy Ray Cyrus would
do. |
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It
was like that time I read "Tiger Beat" on 6 hits of acid
while listening to college radio. |
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Eventually,
the film turned into a sort of avant-garde, horror flick
about a zombie who kills people by putting make-up on
them. |
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Other
on-line writers with film sites jumped on the bandwagon
accusing Knowles of a plethora of things including allowing
writers to "hide behind pseudonyms," Knowles accepting
press junkets to Hollywood studios, and "bad writing."
There is a three syllable word for all this nonsense ladies
and gents: Jealousy. |
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It's
gay!....No, I don't mean that it's nelly, or lispy, or
queeny? It's just obviously gay. |
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Well
Boys and Gurls. July 13th is the official date which marks
my 1 year anniversary as a resident of Austin. There have
been a lot of highlights this past year... and plenty
of low ones as well. |
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John told a few stories about Michael
Caine and William Shatner on the set of the film. We think
Shatner is in on the joke of his own persona, but we can't
be quite sure. |
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These screenings are free for kids and their accompanying
adults only (kid-less adult fanboys will only be allowed
in if the event does not sell out!)" Does this apply to
Harry Knowles as well? Or does he rent a kid? Or does
he count as a kid because his father Jay brings him to
the screening? |
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On
Saturday night, my friend Mary and I went to the Agliff
"Sound of Music" sing-a-long. We had to read the lyrics
from a program. Sigh. (I'm not quite SO GAY that I know
they lyrics by heart). |
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I wanted to show Web how gay Aaron is, but he didn't get
any dings on his "gaydar." Of course, Web is straight,
but I guess straight people can have gaydar too, just
not as finely tuned, perhaps. After we watched the show
for a while, however, I think Web was seeing things my
way. |
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We
got into the VIP lounge where Patrick Swayze, who cut
the red ribbon to open the building, was consistently
mobbed by fans. He would stroll through the lounge occasionally
and some woman would swoon. He did look quite sexy in
person. He looked really good. |
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She
was sitting on my lap and forcing my hand under her shirt.
I was pretty drunk. I think someone videotaped it. God
help me, it will probably end up on cable access at some
point. |
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See,
Barnes and Noble is like Pat Robertson. It is what it
is. It's not even ashamed about what it is. Bookpeople
is like George W. Bush. It's trying to pretend it's some
sort of idealistic, cool, "normal" little thing when it
is in fact a fucking wolf in sheep's clothing. It made
me ill. |
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