Notes
from Austin Volume 5 #2
- February
2003
Lodger on Film and Video
I’ve submitted my short film “Filling the Hole,” which
I made with Rich Eckersley, Amanda Estrada and Melissa, to
several film festivals. SXSW
seemed to indicate that it went to the second round of consideration
when I entered it for the 2003 festival but they ultimately
declined to show it.
My cable access show, Lube
TV, continues to run on Wednesday nights right after the
“Reel Deal.” That’s on channel 10 in downtown Austin but on
other channels in other areas. We have shot 103 episodes but
only 99 have aired as I write this. Episode 100, which is
mainly a clip show celebration has been shot but my producer
and co-host, Mark Brauner, hasn’t got it on the air yet. He’s
pretty busy playing a soldier in “The Alamo.”
On my Nightstand
The
Hollywood Reporter Book of Box Office Hits
The
Wit and Wisdom of Quentin Crisp
Roger
Ebert’s Book of Film
In my CD Player
Sphongle
Human
League – Dare (21st Anniversary CD)
Hallucinogen
Bruce
Springsteen- The Rising
The
Supreme Beings of Leisure
Leo
Sayer – Just a Boy
Stars
on 45 (ripped from vinyl)
Iggy
Pop – Avenue B
Manatee –Music is Useless
Pet
Shop Boys – Release
I’d kind of forgotten about Iggy’s “Avenue B” CD when
I came acrossed it last week. It’s a pretty good record, highly
recommended for anyone reaching a milestone birthday like
40 or 50.
In my DVD Player
Best
of Bowie
The
Original Kings of Comedy
Mulan
Almost
Famous – “Untitled” version
Jackie
Brown
Kingpin
Altered
States
I found two Easter Eggs on the Bowie DVD all by myself,
almost by accident, and that led me to get on-line and look
for more. I found a really good website for such things. There’s
a cool deal on the Bowie video where you can access the entire
20 minute version of “Jazzin’ for Blue Jean” and then within
that Easter Egg, you can access another Easter Egg, a video
version of “Blue Jean” done for MTV. Wow! There’s also a cool
interview clip with Bowie talking to an English music show
host about the sexy fan mail he gets. I wish there would have
been more interview clips and stuff like that. When I was
a kid, before I was into Bowie, I saw an interview with him
on “Midnight Special” done by Flo and Eddie and I’d love to
see it now that I know what they are referencing. I remember
them talking about “Ziggy Stardust” (the persona) but at the
time I had no idea what they were talking about.
And when is Bowie’s 1973 appearance on NBC-TV’s “The
Midnight Special” (“dubbed “The 1980 Floor Show” with special
guests Marianne Faithfull and The Troggs) going to be made
available to the public on DVD. I have a bootleg VHS copy
but I’d love to see it mixed and mastered for official release.
Anyway – back to Easter Eggs: I also looked up “Almost
Famous” and found a really amazing Easter Egg outtake – actually
an extended take from the film where Crowe attempts to get
a certain “read” on a line from Kate Hudson for six minutes.
Watching her and co-star Patrick Fugit repeating this sequence
of dialogue is a really fascinating look at how a movie is
shot and how actors “act” in film. Amazing.
Upcoming events of Note
Thru 2/21 – Kurosawa Retrospective – Dobie
Thru 2/28- Almodovar Midnight Series – Dobie
Thru 3/2 – Twisted Olivia – Zach Scott
2/13 – Kissinger – Mercury@Jazz
2/14 – Pink Swords – Flamingo Cantina
2/14 – Big Head Todd and the Monsters – Austin Music Hall
2/14 – outTrio (Terry Bozzio/Patrick O’Hearn) – Steamboat
2/15 – Asylum Street Spankers – Saxon Pub
2/16 – All Girl Roller Derby – Playland
2/18 – Voodoo Glow Skulls – Flamingo Cantina
2/19 – The Queers - Emos
2/21 – Billy Joe Shaver – Cactus Café
2/21 – Bob Schneider – Antones
2/21 – Pong/Sexy Finger Champs* - 710
2/22 – I Love You but I’ve Chosen Darkness – Mercury@Jazz
2/25 – BR549 - Stubbs
2/26 – Manatee – Flamingo Cantina
2/27 – Reckless Kelly – Saxon Pub
2/28 – Ben Kweller – Emos (early)
2/28 – Briefs – Emos (late)
2/28 – Dave Chappell/Lewis Black – Paramount
3/9 – American Hi-Fi – Emos (early)
3/9 – Brown Whornet – Emos (late)
3/20-4/27 – Love! Valour! Compassion! – Zach Scott
Greg Beets, sometime “Austin Chronicle” writer and frontman
of the amazing, now defunct Peenbeets, is playing with a new
band that will do a gig at the 710 with Pong and Sexy Finger
Champs on 2/21 (a Friday night!). Greg’s Mrs. plays in the
Champs, by the way. I can’t wait for this show! Pong are awesome
as well and anything Beets is involved in has my interest
piqued.
Movie on my “To See” list
Max (in Austin 2/28)
Gerry (in Austin 3/14)
The Stone Reader (no known Austin date yet)
Road to Perdition
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Antwone Fisher
The Recruit
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Deliver Us from Eva
Kangaroo Jack
DVD Mania!
2/4 – Formula
51
2/4 – Igby
Goes Down F13 Review!
2/4 –
Little Secrets F13 Review!
2/4 – Sweet
Home Alabama
2/11 – My
Big Fat Greek Wedding
2/11 – The
Fast Runner F13 Review!
2/11 – Full
Frontal
2/11 – Murderous
Maids F13 Review!
2/11 – Possession
F13 Review!
2/11 – Swept
Away (Madonna version)
2/18- The
Four Feathers F13 Review!
2/18 – Rules
of Attraction
2/25 – Knockaround
Guys
2/25 – Road
to Perdition
2/25 – Tuck
Everlasting
2/25- Welcome
to Collinwood
2/28- The
Banger Sisters F13 Review!
2/28- Sex
and Lucia F13 Review!
3/11 – Swimfan
3/18 – Sordid
Lives
3/28 – Ghost
Ship
3/28 – Auto
Focus F13 Review!
3/28- Bowling
for Columbine F13 Review!
3/28 – Jackass
F13 Review!
3/28 – Frida
F13 Review!
3/28 - The
Man from Elysian Fields F13 Review!
3/28- Moonlight
Mile F13 Review!
3/28- Punch
Drunk Love F13 Review!
Top 5 New Band Names – (up for grabs)
1. Pushed thru a Puppet
2. Corporate Wives
3. Sauerkraut Thrust
4. Axes of Evil (has to be a heavy metal band with two
lead guitarists though)
5. Trombone Bottom
An Insomniac in Austin
Awhile ago I had three days off in a row from my day
job. I had planned to go see a bunch of movies that were out,
including some that will probably get nominated for awards.
One that I did get to see was “The
25th Hour,” but others, like “Confessions
of a Dangerous Mind” and “The
Pianist” slipped out of view for awhile.
One of the reasons I didn’t get to all the films I wanted
was because one of my roomies, Mike, wanted to go out drinking
on 6th Street on a Friday night and I finally acquiesced and
agreed to go and skip the films. Well, first we tried to get
tickets on-line for “Dangerous Mind” at the Alamo North (figuring
we’d kill two birds with one stone and drink AND watch a movie)
but it was sold out. (This was its opening weekend in Austin).
Bummer.
Our other roomie, Mike’s fiancée Amanda, went too and
acted as designated driver. So, of course, I got shit-faced.
Anyway, we went to Casino el Camino and I played all kinds
of cool tunes on the juke. My favorite bartenders, Ivan, Gargoyle
and Me-O (I don’t know how to say it exactly, let alone spell
it) were all there and, as always, took really good care of
us. Mike and Amanda spent a lot of time playing the bar video
games, which I played too. There’s this one game called “Photo
Hunt” where they put two pictures that are almost the same
side by side and you have to spot the difference, sort of
like the old Newspaper “Hocus Focus” game. This one has photos
though and, if you want, you can choose pictures of scantily
clad guys or girls. I swear to god, when we play the one with
the naked chicks, I can spot the differences with the best
of them, but you put the pictures of the half-naked guys up
there and I can’t find shit. It’s funny. I get distracted.
After we had been in the bar for a bit, an hour or so,
I noticed this big light coming from the bar and looked over.
There was someone with a big video camera with a huge light
on it filming someone drinking a shot. A few seconds later,
someone said something about it being Dave Attell who does
that show “Insomniac” on Comedy Central. I look over and the
guy in front of the camera (the one who wasn’t wearing a huge
foam-rubber cowboy hat) was awfully short. I didn’t think
this could be Attell, but sure enough after craning my neck
and nonchalantly looking for several minutes, it turned out
to be him.
He spent several minutes at Casino’s and talked to several
freaks and took lotsa footage. I was dressed in my furry,
girl’s sleeveless jacket and white jeans, so I thought I might
be freaky enough to get on camera. I hung around but tried
not to look too impressed but to no avail. I didn’t get tapped.
The Hollywood bigwigs are just afraid of the magic that is
Lodger… What can I say…
I said something to one of Attell’s 47 producers and
crew wannabees hanging about. I mentioned that they should
interview Leslie, Austin’s most notorious freak. That the
show wouldn’t really be about Austin if Leslie wasn’t in it
and they said that Leslie had been on camera but was going
to end up on the cutting room floor. S/he probably tried to
touch Attell’s dick.
After I was good and drunk and Attell had moved on down
the road, we met up with Amanda’s friend Kahn and she took
us over to nasty old Spiro’s. I freaking hate Spiro’s! It’s
one of those pissy, trendy joints where lackluster 20-something
ignorant fucks smoke cigars and drink Brandy while 20-something
bimbos wear clothes that they got at a fashion mall and act
like they might fuck you if you drive an expensive sports
car. Kahn’s sister was having her birthday party there, for
some stupid reason, and she wanted to go back, so we went.
Kahn snuck me in through the back while my roomies paid five
bucks to get in. We went through the place, out on the patio
and back inside a club next door (was this the back entrance
to the oft-closed club Plush?) and a guy stopped me when I
walked in and said, “This room is only for the ladies.” I
didn’t care, so I stepped back out but once he saw we were
with Kahn, he ushered us all right in.
I was pretty shitfaced by this time, so I don’t remember
much. There were a lot of male dancers that were black or
Hispanic and looked like thugs. Not a single cute, pasty-assed
white boy in the bunch. (The ladies can have them, door dude!).
So I drank and the girls all got dances.
I don’t remember much past this. I apparently passed
out on the ride home. I also apparently tried to give Kahn’s
sister a birthday spanking. She must have started rubbing
on my furry, girl’s jacket. The ladies love it!
Cory Feldman Rocks
Me and the roomies also watched a night on the WB where
they ran three episodes of “The Surreal World” (or is it “The
Surreal Life?”), the reality based show like MTV’s “Real World”
except instead of non-actor, unknown wannabees, the WB has
peopled their house with has-beens. Corey Feldman, Emmanuel
Lewis, Vince Neil, MC Hammer, some girl from “Survivor,” Gabriella
from “90210,” and a Playboy bunny all live together and have
special things that they do when they get a “tabloid” paper
from the producers who send them on some sort of mission or
adventure or something. In one, they had a talent show and
had to go sell tickets to it themselves. In another they go
to Vegas and party all night then drive back to LA and go
to church where Hammer preaches.
This was an astounding episode as Neil had said earlier
on the ride there that he had given up on prayer after his
4 year old daughter had died. Hammer brings him up in front
of the congregation and they all pray for him. Neil is genuinely
affected by this in a poignant and profound way. It’s an amazing
TV moment.
But nothing is as fun about this show as is watching
Feldman. He’s a hoot. He’s either a genius at taking advantage
of an opportunity to be on television or the most ridiculous
celebrity ever. Watching him hero-worship Neil is amusing
but seeing him cry after he fights with Gabriella is nothing
short of an absurdist masterpiece. Feldman truly makes the
show live up to its title.
Now I’m sorry I wasn’t there when Fedlman hosted a showing
of “The Goonies” at the Alamo Drafthouse recently. I did see
some footage of that on the cable access “Show with No Name”
recently. Feldman looked drunk off his ass!
War… Good God Y’all
Are we going to war? The answer to that seems obvious.
The question is: Should we? (I love this quote I heard recently:
Maybe it isn’t about whether or not man as a species CAN survive
but whether or not man as a species SHOULD survive).
I have mixed feelings about the war. One the one hand,
I believe Saddam is a genuine threat to democracy, freedom
and civil rights. He’s an evil man and we need to take care
of him before he does serious harm to us and his own people.
On the other hand: Are Americans any less evil? We’ve
been over there mucking about in the Middle East for decades
and the serious wrongs we have done to those people only furthers
the inhumanity Americans have shown to Native American Indians,
Africans, the Vietnamese, South Americans and just about any
other culture you care to name.
Watching the film “The Trials of Henry Kissinger” recently,
thanks to the Dobie here in Austin, opened my eyes to some
of the more unsavory parts of our history in the last 30 or
40 years. We have overthrown governments with coups, had world
leaders kidnapped and murdered, and made choices that have
led to the deaths of thousands upon thousands of innocent
people. It’s sickening to think that our government has done
much of this in the name of “furthering democracy” and stopping
Communism. We have been as savage, as brutal, as ignorant
and as wrong as any dictatorship might be.
Still, we have helped to turn the world into a free world.
Look at the freedoms enjoyed by Germany and the Soviet Union
now. Isn’t it fair to say we had a huge hand in this? Isn’t
it fair to say that for every atrocity we’ve committed in
the name of freedom, we’ve also created freedoms and more
humane living conditions in some other culture or country?
I don’t think we need to be the world’s peacekeepers
or the world’s conscious. But someone has to work at attaining
these things. I think America is as giving and helpful as
it is brutal and destructive.
Yet our history is littered with wrongs we have done
other cultures. I was up too early the other day and the History
Channel was running a show called “The Fifties.” Inserted
amongst the stories of the Edsel and television commercials
was a story about United Fruit (marketers of Chiquita Bananas)
and their struggle with the government of a South American
country in the 50’s. Eisenhower was president and much of
his cabinet had stock in United Fruit. When a president was
elected (in a free, democratic election) and tried to help
the impoverished people of this country (many of whom worked
for United Fruit for 50 cents a day), American sent in aid
to train a military coup to overthrow the new president. They
succeeded. This tale was told with the jovial nature of a
nostalgia show. It was not a expose’ or an indictment or an
accusation. It was presented as goofy, trivial fact. It’s
sad enough that this is so but what is even more unfortunate
is that it was told with the vainglorious presumption that
things like this only happened 40 or 50 years ago. Truly,
America has as much to be ashamed of as it does to be proud
of.
So to war. I have my doubts that our motivations are
as pure and as selfish as President Idiot would try to have
us believe. After all, as a recent political cartoon pointed
out, both he and Osama Bin Laden are in the same family business…
oil. And that’s really what it’s all about isn’t it?
Goodbye, Columbia
Of course, I wrote the above just a couple of days before
the Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated upon reentry to the
Earth’s atmosphere on a crystal clear Saturday morning. What
a sad and mournful day. But this beautiful, wide-eyed innocence
that comes from tragedy! Wow.
The space program is a shining example of exactly what
is right with America. Over the next few months you will hear
pundits and idiots lambaste the space program, question it,
degrade it, devalue it and call for its end. They are fools.
The space program is exactly what America is about, discovery,
cooperation, pioneering and questioning. I don’t give a flying
fuck (no pun intended) how much money it costs. I don’t care
how much of that money is misspent. There are far worse things
(like war) that our Goddamn tax money goes into (like paying
Strom Thurman’s salary).
The space program is a beacon of hope to this country.
When I was a kid, I never thought that we would be friendly
with the Russians. The Cold War made such notions seem naïve
and impossible. But now we are friends with the Russians.
We are allies. We share a space station with them and with
the nations of the free world. Is America a corrupt money-grubbing,
war hungry nation? Only when you see us at our worst. See
us at our best and we are a beacon of hope and dreams and
a child of wide-eyed amazement.
I want to see this country and think of this country
as it is when it is at its best. I am glad that there are
people that question this nation and are skeptical and cynical.
But I am not going to be one of them. Hopefully optimistic.
That is how I intend to perceive this nation.
Dusty and the Chicken Wire Ranch
I mention this last part because I spent some time with
my friend Dusty lately, on the night of the Columbia disaster,
as a matter of fact, and we had a long discussion about it
and the war. He is one of those “anti-war” kids, a peace-nik,
as they say… A hippie. But he’s more of the short haired,
has a job, bisexual, intelligent hippie type. Not a tie-dyed
in the wool, longhaired, bearded Grateful Dead type.
Dusty actually thinks that it is possible that the government
set-up the Columbia disaster to divert the masses’ attention
away from the war. Isn’t that ridiculous? It borders on paranoid.
But this is the kind of things that the hippy-dippy-trippy
people he hangs out with obsess about. He has a lot of friends
who have something to do with this local book store called
Monkey Wrench that also is some sort of subversive cooperative.
They’re all anti-war protesting types. Again, this is really
all fine and good by me. I’m glad there are people who question
our government and look into this sort of thing. But some
of their notions are just as simplistic and as ridiculous
as the government’s.
I had a really good time chiding Dusty about how “the
man” wants him to be a protesting peace-nik because it gives
him a false sense of actually having a voice. “The Man” is
an enemy created by those who would do evil to distract simple-minded
protesters like himself from the real issues facing the country.
I kid him that the recycling movement is just a joke to placate
hippies like him and that the garbage all goes into the same
landfill anyway, no matter how we divide it up before we put
it on the truck. And that the recycling industry is just as
corrupt and evil-minded as the government. There are just
as many companies who make big money from the government contracts
that they get to recycle as there are government contractors
who provide instruments of war. The Man wants him to recycle
because it gives him a false sense of actually having a voice.
Dusty is very smart and I want him to think for himself.
He follows the anti-war peace-nik dogmas as blindly as others
follow the government’s dogma. He thinks he’s cool and free
and smart and against the government when really all he is
is a blind follower of those who would just as easily hold
him in their clutches as the government does, given the chance.
These guys are like the animals on animal farm before the
revolution. Right now their motto is ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUAL
but put them in power and the slogan will softly focus into…
ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUAL – BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE EQUAL THAN
OTHERS.
Anyway, Dusty took me to some benefit for the Monkey
Wrench store at a place called the Chicken Wire Ranch over
on East 6th in the barrio. It’s a BYOB type place that’s little
more than a converted house where someone has set up a stage
in their backyard. It was cool as fuck. There were a ton of
cute little college-aged anti-war guys there. I really liked
it.
I like Dusty and I like going out with him. But every
time I think we are going somewhere and it is going to be
just him and me (not that think anything sexual is ever going
to happen between us – he’s caught up too much in image for
anything like that to happen)… As I was saying… every time
I think we are going somewhere and it is going to be just
him and me, we end up meeting up with his “boyfriend” Salvatore.
And it’s not that I don’t like Salvatore; I do. But I just
hate that Dusty calls me and asks me if I want to do something
with him and then when we go, Salvatore is there. Or he brings
Salvatore with him. It gets annoying.
So Salvatore was, of course, at the Chicken Wire Ranch.
I knew he would be, so I brought my rooomie Amanda too. We
had a good time. We got to see two bands. The first had 2
drummers and about 4 sax players. Plus a girl that played
the Theramin. That was so cool. I want one. I’m going to download
instructions on how to build one from the net somewhere and
make one. I think that would be so cool. You’d get invited
on stage to all sorts of weird open mike nights if you played
a Theramin.
A side note: My friends wanted to have a band once where
I was going to wear a dress and a wig like the girl Wendy,
from the fast food chain, and play an anvil with a hammer.
I would have done it too.
Anyway, this first band was sort of a noise band and
the incessant honking of the saxophones made me think that
they must have been some sort of “save the geese” type rockers.
Still, we planted ourselves in front of the Theramin player
and dug on her.
The second band was a more traditional type. A three
piece with a guitarist that sang, the drummer had written
Rock City Motherfuckas on his bass drum (or something like
that). They were fun but only did a few songs. One of them
was called ”Big Eyes.” The lead singer wore checkered Vans
just like mine.
Dusty didn’t want to stay anymore at the makeshift club,
so we went back to his place and kept drinking. Salvatore
went with us but soon went to bed. We ended up going over
to his neighbors’ apartment. They were about the dullest college
guys ever to have a kegger. They were the kind of college
kids who thought they were cool because they had Herb Alpert
and the Tijuana Brass album covers pinned to the wall of their
apartment.
I went into the bathroom and they had some Rolling Stones
on so when I came out, I said, “I didn’t like the music that
was playing in the bathroom so I shit in the sink.” They didn’t
think that was very funny.
We eventually went back to Dusty’s and drank some more.
Amanda drove me home after 4am.
Savlov’s Lament 2: Savlov Sells Out
Was Mark Savlov serious when he bitched about the amount
of commercials that run prior to movies in a recent article
in the Austin “Chronicle?” Nope. He was just setting up his
readers for his hype of a local company that has created interactive
programs that run before movies to “entertain” the audience.
This prototype is being tested at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
North here in town. Shameless huckstering from a member of
the “Chronicle” staff! What a surprise! And on their dime!
And he makes it seem like a coincidence. I wonder how much
of a payoff Savlov took?
By the way, Savlov also misconstrued what the exec at
Regal Cinema was talking about when he said that they were
planning to run 20 minutes worth of commercials prior to a
film. Regal is planning, with NBC, to integrate commercials
into a 20-minute program of entertainment materials.
Kevin In the Dirty City
My friend Kevin, whose in a band called In the Dirty
City, sent me this note about recording their first album:
“We saved all the vocal tracks until January 1st so that
the lyrics could act as supplementary New Year resolutions.
Finally, on December 2nd we finished recording our 44 minute,
6 song epic E.P., which we've taken to calling ‘Kawstoom’.
“There's still alot of work that needs to be done. There's
no official mix yet. It's currently being mastered, and we've
yet to decide on artwork, but the recording process is done
and dead (like Latin) through and through. The tentative tracklist
is as follows:
Cellar Door
Healthy Smile
::crash:: (KAWSTOOM)*
Longtooth
Anomalady
Holes in the Walls
*featuring Boy 2 of the Oblong Boys
“Expect short/sweet experimental vignettes acting as
segues between songs composed by Cera Barrett and Bon-Ton
Heath.
“Portions of the recording are available in MP3 format
at: www.inthedirtycity.com/noise.html
“Just don't expect these rare closet mixes to sound too
similar to the final product.”
-Kevin
Ben Kobbs and Robert Chritopher Ohlson, among others
My friend Ben Kobbs is a cameraman who works on several
local projects with J.P. Lipa. The two are currently shooting
filmmaker Robert Christopher Ohlson’s short “Meat Market.”
Ohlson is also a pal of mine. He’s shown some of hi stuff
on Lube TV.
A couple of weeks ago, Ohlson sent me a note about what
he’s up to that went something like this:
“Little update as to what I'm up to - We're shooting
a short film called ‘The Meat Market’ in two weeks.
“The Meat Market is an absurd, stylized black comedy
set in modern day Texas. Sonny and his older, seemingly retarded
brother, Maynard, have to make a sale - they have to find
a company willing to distribute their meat products or they'll
lose their farm. Their last hope is a beef distributor giant,
MEAT TUNNEL INDUSTRIES. But George Sledge, CEO of MEAT TUNNEL
INDUSTRIES, pushes Sonny and Maynard to their breaking points
during a what-was-supposed-to-be normal sales pitch, and all
hell breaks loose.
“Armed with a calf named Betsy, a Mexican prison, a Vegas
showgirl, a disco-dancing coke-fiend lawyer named Lester,
Darwinism, butchers, styrofoam, whiskey, the Viet Cong and
a palm-sized New Testament, this sales pitch is going to be
a slaughter.
“It's starring a GREAT theatre actor named Paul Norton
and The Brothers Zellner, David & Nathan. On the crew side,
we've signed on a great DP named Jay P Lipa and Graham Reynolds,
of the Golden Arm Trio, is scoring the film... set to be finished
May 1, 2003.”
The official press release added:
“…this Robert Christopher Ohlson film is an ambitious
one that he hopes, ‘will shed light on some of my personal
struggles as it engages the viewer on the visual, intellectual
and political levels.’
“The Meat Market will be released in the Summer of 2003.”
Ohlson sent me a short with David Zellner a few months
ago called “I Love You” that I really liked. I’m hoping we
can get him to come back to Lube TV soon. He’s a really cool
guy.
Ben told me that the shoot lasted 6 days and went really
well. He says the finale of the piece is quite zany and unique
and I can’t wait to see the damn thing.
Bad Guy
This is sort of news from friend of a friend. My pal
Ben Kobbs knows Jay Harris! Here’s some not-so-new news about
him:
“Word from The Hollywood Reporter is that Paramount Pictures
is in negotiations for the feature film rights to Jason Harris
and Zack Morrissette's self-published comic Bad Guy. The film
is to be produced by Barry Josephson and screenwriter David
Hayter, both of whom have experience in bringing comics to
film.
“According to the Bad Guy website the comic ‘tells the
story of an assassin named John. However, John is no ordinary
gun-for-hire, as he deals exclusively with the CONTRACT KILLINGS
OF SUPER POWERED BEINGS [emphasis theirs]. He's the guy sent
in when the costumed SUPER-FREAKS step on the wrong toes.
The story is told through excerpts of John's journal. He does
this to keep himself from going insane. The job has gotten
to him and he can't sleep, he can't focus and he desperately
looks for something - ANYTHING - to get his mind in order.’
“Hayter told The Reporter, ‘In a nutshell, Bad Guy is
like taking the world of Spider-Man or X-Men and putting Dirty
Harry in it.’ Hayter's name is well-known as the writer of
X-Men and The Hulk. He's also worked on adaptations like X-Men
2 and Watchmen.
“Josephson's name may also be familiar. He was a producer
on the Men In Black films as well as the short-lived but much
adored The Tick live-action TV show.
“‘We're extremely excited about all of this as we had
only one issue out,’ Morrissette said to The Reporter. ‘Barry
was involved with The Tick and Men in Black, which is a great
resume from a comic book producer's standpoint. Barry is intent
on keeping the voice of the comic the same, which we think
is great.’ Added Harris: ‘We're looking to quit our day jobs
so we can put out a second issue. We're also excited to be
working with David Hayter. For him to want to work with a
couple of no-names like us is a validation for the self-esteem.’
“To quote the Hollywood Reporter: ‘Bad Guy, an independently
published comic book, which Barry Josephson and screenwriter
David Hayter will produce. The comic's creators, Jason Harris
and Zack Morrissette, will write the screenplay, which will
be supervised by Hayter, writer of such projects as the comic
book-turned-feature film franchise X-Men and The Scorpion
King, among others. Bad Guy is set in a world in which those
who wish to be superheroes can interview at the Oden Co.,
which then puts candidates through various genetic, physical
and mental tests. Oden then decides on an appropriate superpower,
costume and city in which the chosen ones will be based to
fight crime. When the superheroes get bored on the job and
begin abusing their powers -- using them for evil rather than
good -- a mortal named John takes it upon himself to fight
the villains via contract killings.’
Ben is also friend of a friend to James Cox. Some news
about him:
“Val Kilmer will play late porn king John Holmes in ‘Wonderland,’
a movie about the 1981 involvement of Holmes and his teenage
lover in a quadruple homicide, to be distributed by Lions
Gate Films. Producers and Lions Gate also are in advanced
negotiations with Josh Lucas ("Sweet Home Alabama"), Kate
Bosworth ("Blue Crush") and Lisa Kudrow to co-star. Christina
Applegate and Kevin Pollak are in talks to join the cast.
“Shooting will begin in Los Angeles in early November
under the direction of James Cox ("Highway").
“The script, based on the true tale of the murders on
Wonderland Avenue in Los Angeles, was penned by Todd Samovitz,
D. Loriston Scott, Captain Mauzner and Cox.
"’What always interested me in this project is the truth
of the incident,’ Cox told Daily Variety. ‘True crime has
always been a passion of mine. But this was not just a murder
story. There is also a unique love story, elevating this film
above noir crime and making it universal.’
“Cox said he and the other writers had, after looking
over all the second-hand material on the murders, interviewed
Holmes' ex-wife and his girlfriend at the time. Both have
been involved in the project creatively.
“Cox said Kilmer was always his first choice to play
Holmes, who died in 1988 of AIDS complications. ‘Wonderland’
is not the first project inspired by the Wonderland murders:
Killer Films and Magnet Entertainment are developing "Superstar
81," penned by Tristan Patterson, which like ‘Boogie Nights’
sets a fictional protagonist in the porn world.
Ben told me that filming has already wrapped on this.
TV.Earthcam.com
Earthcam recently revamped their webcam site. They are
now charging people just like Camarades started doing. You
know, they only want $4.95 a month and I would have paid it
gladly, it’s worth $60 a year, but they also made it so you
need Netscape 6.0 or newer to run the site. That’s fucking
stupid. I DL’ed 7.0 and it was slow and looked horrible and
didn’t work worth a shit. After 10 minutes I deleted it from
my hard drive. I have Netscape 4.7 and I love it. It’s a perfect
browser. No fancy-schmancy bullshit and no soft muted color
scheme. Explorer doesn’t work well with Earthcam either. Fuck
Man! Guess I’m going to have some withdrawals here soon from
not seeing webcams. That’s gonna suck. Anyone know any good
free sites?
Some New Links
Added to the filethirteen.com
Links section recently:
http://www.geocities.com/bigheadedpygmies/ - a site about
how short celebs are but contains lots of images of celebs
in Austin
http://www.austinwide.com/ - everything you want to know
about Austin
http://www.austinmovietimes.com/ - the name says it all
http://www.inthedirtycity.com/ - website of the Austin
band In the Dirty City
http://www.dvdeastereggs.com/easter_eggs.php - a site
that lists most of the hidden stuff on DVD's
http://www.road-dog-productions.com - website of filmmaker
David Lowrey.
http://www.cineshare.com/ - Austin's Film Resource
http://www.jeremyschwab.com/ - website of the Texas based
actor
If you enjoy checking out the Notes from Austin column, you
might want to consider joining the Filethirteen
Whipping Post. I know e-mail groups can be kind of annoying
and bothersome, but we try to stay on topic and keep things
interesting. A lot of the stuff that used to end up in the Notes
now gets posted tot he Whipping Post because it’s a bit more
immediate and personal. Plus it’s a nice little group for movies
fans and fans of the site. Check it out.
And that’s a wrap
Until next time, I’m just slightly out of frame,
Lodger 2003
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