THE
FIRST "NOTES FROM AUSTIN" FROM THE FUTURE... FROM THE
YEAR 2000... FUTURE IS NOW....
If
you see a rather large gay man making snow angels with
Jason Priestly make sure to tell me hi...
Massive
weird feelings and strangeness: I just read an article
about Gregg Araki that says he's dating the girl who was
in "Splendor." Isn't he gay? That's just weird to me.
Perhaps he's bi. I don't need confusion like this.
I
wish she were my valentine!
The Dobie is paying tribute to the greatest indie actress
of all time (okay, she's second to Lilli Taylor on my
list, but I'm gay)...
I
want to be Rosie O'Donnell. I am a fan and want to talk
to people who make films and be around them and become
a part of that world. But also I am sometimes Rex Reed,
the acerbic, snooty old queen who thinks he knows everything
and just likes to be a cunt. It is often hard to rectify
these two impulses.
We
made a trek to Stop-N-Rob at some point with john in his
leopard skin robe and tiger striped stretch pants.
Excerpts
from the copious amount of e-mail I received. Try not
to get any on you while wading through it.
It
was fun. I got make-up and everything. And I got to hold
a smelly old fish as well.
Rich
pissed me off a bit by offering me a role as a dead whore
in the student film that he and Matt are going to make
and then rescending it. He was really kidding around but
I wanted that role!
I
tripped over one of Austin's numerous and freaky concrete
problems on 4th and Colorado. I fell flat on my face.
It was embarrassing. Now my knees and wrists are killing
me. (You'd think I'd have built up some stamina in these
areas but...)