South
by Southwest 2003 - Day 9 – Saturday, 3/15/03
Well, the last day of SXSW was almost a week ago and
yet I’ve been so burned out and tired after returning
to my day gig that I haven’t been able to force myself
to get to my computer and start writing. I know I should
but I didn’t. My apologies to the readers who must know
that the website is for fun and for my enjoyment. (If
others enjoy it, that’s cool too).
I have learned a couple of things this week that
relate to my previous daily reports. One is that the
name of the band that I heard on Day
7 was The JFJ Band, not the JGJ Band. And I got
this interesting note from Louis Black at SXSW about
my coverage of “A
Mighty Wind” on Day 6 and
a few other items:
“Rick (Linklater – Day 3)
had been to the dentist but didn't want to make a big
deal of it.
“The trailers are Indian/Bollywood Western take
offs, not Spanish.
“I work lots of doors, always have.
“The studio wanted the smallest possible audience
(for “A Mighty Wind”), originally they wanted to show
it at the Alamo. I tried to get them to let us use at
least some of the balcony but they wouldn't. Christopher
Guest was in town and was supposed to introduce and
left. Oddly, Harry Shearer, who we knew was supposed
to be coming, and Michael McKean, who we were specifically
told wouldn't be coming were both in town but didn't
come to the screening.
“Thanks, Louis”
Anyway, here’s my coverage of the Last Day of SXSW
2003 based on my scribbled notes from that day:
I slept late and missed Hobble’s show at Flamingo
Cantina which was supposed to happen at about 1:30.
I got up about 2 and took my time getting ready for
the three movies I planned to see today. First on my
list was “Happy
Here and Now” at the Westgate at 4pm. I knew I-35
was under construction and traffic would move at a snail’s
pace, so I took Lamar.
I had some time to kill before the show so decided
to eat at the old style Arby’s restaurant that I’ve
seen on the far north side of the parking lot. I’d never
eaten there before and it looked pretty run down from
the outside. It looked even crummier inside but the
food wasn’t too bad.
I came in right about the perfect time. The film
was just about to start. The volunteer who introduced
“Happy Here and Now” reminded us that it had won a special
jury prize for narrative film.
On my way out of the film, I saw my friend Jan
sitting in the lobby and stopped to tell her that I
agreed with her assessment of “HH&N.” She had told me
the guy who played the fireman in it was cute. I knew
when she didn’t say she liked the film, that she must
not have enjoyed it very much. Neither did I. I asked
her what she was going to see and she told me “Dummy.”
I couldn’t remember who the star was and she reminded
me it was Adrien Brody. I had wanted to see “dummy”
and even thought about calling my Lube
TV co-host Mark Brauner to accompany me as he loves
dummies, which he calls “vent figures,” presumably short
for ventriloquist figures and not because ventriloquists
often use them to “vent” their frustrations. SXSW had
left me too drained to do much of anything like call
friends or try to arrange an outing.
| I thought about staying to see ”Dummy” but
decided instead to stick to my plan and head to
the Millennium Youth Entertainment Complex to see
“Robot
Stories.” I had one hour to get there but knew
it would take me a while due to I-35 being backed-up.
I opted to take the back roads and it still took
me 45 minutes. I went from Westgate to Stassney,
which turns into Montopolis, then to Riverside.
I took the short jaunt over to Pleasant Valley,
which crosses the river and then, after 10 blocks
or so, allows you to jettison over to MYEC. |
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Since it took so long to get there, I didn’t have
to wait too long to get into the MYEC screening room.
It was smaller than I remembered (I saw some stuff here
last year). I counted about 140 seats. As the film was
about to start, some people came down the aisle and
then jumped over seats to the row behind me. How juvenile
and irritating.
I had some time to kill after the screening until
the last show of the night. I had to choose between
“Spun” at Westgate or “The
Revolution Will Not be Televised” at the Paramount.
Since I knew the Dobie would be getting “Spun” in a
few weeks, I opted to see the other. Everyone had been
saying it was really good all week, anyway.
While I was home for about 45 minutes or so, I
flipped through the channels and caught a cable access
show about Liberty Dollar and Liberty Money. Does anyone
really think this is real money? The documentary I watched
which seemed to be promoting it, also used hidden camera
footage of the people involved giving it to clerks who
questioned it. When one took it, at the end of the program,
it almost seemed like a practical joke.
I wanted to grab a bite and decided to go to Starseeds.
Since it was only 8:30, I figured it would be pretty
slow and it was, although there were some folks there.
I took a booth and Shaun came over and sat down next
to me and talked. He said they had been pretty busy
during SXSW and that some of the out-of-towners had
been impatient and a pain in the ass. We talked about
how Austin is on its own timetable and how it sometimes
takes quite a while to get used to that.
Shaun said he had seen some shows but had mainly
went to Emo’s in the afternoon and hung out with friends.
We talked about music and film and stuff before he took
my order and waited on some others.
I saw that Jen was working too and said hello.
As I was leaving, again I promised her that I would
make her a dupe of the Bowie bootleg I have that has
“The 1980 Floor Show” audio on it. While I was paying
Jen asked Shaun what the CD he was playing was, some
customers wanted to know. He joked around before he
said it was some band called Neutral Milk Hotel. I told
him I thought it sounded like Black Hearts Procession
before he told me he thought it sounded like 2 or 3
bands I’d never heard of in my life. Then, for some
reason, pop punk came up and he said he liked Smoking
Popes and Jawbreaker. I’m going to have to try and download
some songs by them to see if I would call it pop punk.
I got the Saturday Chronicle and saw that Greg
Beets had written a review of the Trachtenburg Family
Slide Show Players. I saw these guys on Conan O’Brien
a few months ago and they are phenomenal. The group
is only two players, the father on guitar and his nine-year-old
daughter on drums. The mother runs a slide projector.
What they do is this: They buy old slides from garage
sales, estate sales and antique stores and then write
songs about the people in the slides usually making
some sort of narrative thread out of a series of slides.
Beets said they ended their SXSW Lazona Rosa show with
a 6 song min-rock-opera “based on slides from a McDonald’s
marketing seminar from the 70’s.” Wow. What a show.
I will not miss these guys again.
There was also an “After a Fashion” column by my
new hero, Stephen MacMillan Moser, about taking super-groupie
Pamela Des Barres out antiqueing in Austin. He’s so
cool.
I went to Paramount and ended up parking near the
Capitol Building. My friend Ben Kobbs had told me that
he would be working at a film shoot in an alley near
the capitol building and I saw some lights in an alley
when I was looking for a parking place but didn’t have
time to walk over there and say hello.
At the Paramount, there were long lines to buy
tickets to “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised,” but
the passes line and badges lines were relatively short.
I was pretty early, so I waited to get in. Several people
asked me where to buy tickets and I directed them to
the other side of the block. A lady and her two daughters
came and stood behind me and when she asked me if this
was where she should stand while her husband was buying
tickets, I told her no and informed her she should go
to the other side of the block. She didn’t want to believe
me and told me she would wait for her husband. He came
and got her about five minutes later and they went to
the other side of the block. Must have been untrusting
out-of-towners.
While I was waiting, some folks came by and handed
out flyers for Greg Palast and then The Eyeshadows.
Described on the flyer as an “all girl punk band,” The
Eyeshadows were doing a free show at Trophy’s at midnight.
The flyer was pretty cool looking but I didn’t think
I’d have time to get over there after the movie. This
was the last movie of SXSW and I was just beat.
There was a young 20-something couple behind me
and we started talking about the film as well as “Lilya,”
“Deprivation,”
“Sexless",
“Melvin goes to Dinner” (which they liked), as well
as some documentary about a “weather underground” during
the Vietnam war. We also talked about how the films
seemed more political in nature than the typical music-oriented
documentaries that SXSW usually puts out. We were talking
about how awesome the film “The
Trials of Henry Kissinger” was when the line began
to go in and we said our goodbyes.
Once inside, I realized the film was supposed to
start at 10:30 and not 10:15 as I had thought. There
were so many individual ticket buyers that they didn’t
get it started until after 10:45. I had lots of time
to look over the crowd, eavesdrop and take notes.
There was a huge college-aged, anti-war crowd in
attendance. There was an old barefoot hippie selling
“No Iraq War” bumper stickers for a dollar. I should
have asked if I could take his picture for a dollar.
There were lots of cute anti-war boys but the place
smelled horrible. Apparently hippies don’t bathe. The
place stunk to high heaven. Plus it was crowded and
wall to wall again as they didn’t seem to want to open
the damn balcony.
The group of college aged Hispanics behind me talked
about what they had done during Spring Break and then
one of the girls went into this long dialogue about
a professor and how she had argued with him about Marxism
and the Zapatistas. She said she was having trouble
understanding all of it and I must admit that I didn’t
quite understand it all myself.
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A discussion
about "The Revolution Will Not be Televised"
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After a while I though, “the war will be over
before they start this fucking movie” and then
the volunteer came down to the front of the stage
to introduce it. He hyped that it was a sold-out
show and the last SXSW film of the evening and
then told us there were some Venezuelan people
in the house who would be glad to talk to anyone
afterward the movie about what was really going
on over there.
The film was really interesting but very one-sided
and the crowd was full of anti-war kids who hissed
when Colin Powell and other Bush cohorts appeared
on screen.
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I found the film very biased and was concerned that
the anti-war kids were just as myopic as so-called American
“patriots.”
After the film I hurried outside so that I could
take pictures of the discussion groups but the lighting
was bad and it was too hard to take pictures without
bothering anyone. I took a few anyway. Most of the people
were talking in English but a few were discussing passionately
in Spanish. I saw Jan’s friend Quida there and her and
I jockeyed a bit to listen in to the discussions. The
basic idea of the Venezuelans was that the film was
one-sided and not everyone in Venezuela was on the side
of the government.
I saw the film reviewer for the Austin-American
Statesman, Chris Garcia, waiting out front. He was apparently
there to pick someone up. He had parked right in front
of the building and had to move a few people to get
his car out. I laughed when I realized that his car
was shittier than mine.
I walked down Congress towards my car. I noticed
that someone had written “Impeach Bush” in black magic
marker on some construction boards over a window. Then
I came upon the majesty of the Capitol building, all
lit up at night. I remembered how when I first moved
to Austin, when Bush was Governor, the Capitol building
parking lot was open all night and anyone could walk
up to the building at anytime and enjoy it. Now, it
is locked up and Police cars stand guard outside it.
I wondered what the world might be like today if
Gore had won.
A final note:
All in all, SXSW2003 was far better and far more
exhausting than I thought it would be. In 9 days, I
had seen 19 films, 2 shorts and two rock shows all for
about $59.50. ($51.50 for the film pass and $8 cover
at one of the shows.) Filmwise, that’s about $2.70 per
admission, a bargain really.
The SXSW2003 Lodgey Awards
Best Film: Sexless
Best Comedy: Sexless
Best Austin Film: Sexless
Best Film that will get a national release: Raising
Victor Vargas
Worst Film: Deprivation
Best Actor: Victor Rasuk in “Raising Victor Vargas”
Best Actress: Wai Ching Ho in “Robot
Stories”
Best Documentary Subject: Timothy Speed Levitch
in “Live from
Shiva’s Dancefloor”
Most Promising Director: Greg Pak (Robot Stories)
Most Promising Screenwriter: Alex Holdridge (Sexless)
Most Promising Documentarian: Christopher Wilcha
(Second Hand Stories – Day 3)
Most Amazing Moment: The Kissinger Show (Day
7)
Most Favored Rock Star: Oriah (Day
6 and Day 7)
I already can’t wait for the next film festivals
this year, Agliff in
August and AFF in
October. Austin rocks.
Lodger2003@SXSW2003
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